Gamers around the world heaved a sigh of relief following an announcement by Funcom that boobs in the recently released MMOG Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures will be re-inflated to their original size. Reports of the shrunken cans first surfaced immediately following the release of the game's most recent patch. The nerfed knockers inspired a rapid and venomous response on the Age of Conan forums, with some users going so far as to threaten to cancel their subscriptions. Kotaku has reported that one forum member known as Dusk posted "before and after" screenshots , vividly illustrating the difference between the splazoingas and the speedbumps. In response to the sadly predictable furor over Funcom's funbag fiddling, the developer issued a statement confirming that in-game flapdoodles were in fact reduced in size, but said the change was the result of an error and promised that rack re-inflation to nerd-approved standards would take place in the near future. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.
It's not uncommon for a game update to worsen its gameplay or break its stability, but this must be the first time a game update "Accidentally" reduces the female avatars' breast sizes. Age Of Conan players were quick to put together before-and-after screenshots and head to the game's official forums to complain. Funcom issued an official response, explaining the reason behind the breast job and promising an augmentation to follow soon enough. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.
As if Age of Conan subscribers didn't have enough to complain about already, now Funcom goes and forces involuntary plastic surgery on them. In a perfect, happy world, no one would have been paying enough attention to their character's animated breasts to notice, but when certain players logged in after the latest patch and broke out the tape measure, they realized their enormous busts had been busted. AOC forum user Gust even went as far as to provide photo evidence, seen above. No need to worry though folks, as Funcom promises things will soon be back to abnormal.
I promised to my friend roro I was going to post in this thread but I had to focus more on work and less on games for the last week sadly. EDIT: Adding some more screenies of all the thralls for which I really like their appearance… among of them there a couple that are my favs, like Yael of Shem, Conchaka and some of the nordheimer ladies. Promise fulfilled. It can also be a good way to make new gaming friends.